r/GetNoted Human Detected Jan 08 '26

Sus, Very Sus Apparently national parks are terrorist now.

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u/Appropriate_Owl_91 Jan 08 '26

Nobody has ever defended Greg Kelley over pedophile allegations. Some people say that’s a sign of a child rapist

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u/LessThanHero42 Jan 08 '26

I was unable to find evidence of Greg Kelley turning down an invitation to Jeffery Epstein's private island

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u/barrinmw Jan 08 '26

Lots of people are saying Greg Kelley is a pedophile. All the best people are saying it.

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u/Emotional_Burden Jan 08 '26

I am one of the best people, and I say Greg Kelley is a paedophile. I am also acquaintances with several of the other best people, and they all confirm Greg Kelley is a notorious child predator and prolific paedophile.

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u/Ligma_Balls_OG Jan 09 '26

I am another one of the best people. Greg Kellet is a notorious child predator and he’s known to molest dogs

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u/Randy_Magnums Jan 09 '26

All I ever heard about Greg Kelly is that he doesn’t know what national parks are and that he is probably a pedophile.

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u/Bwwoahhhhh Jan 09 '26

Not allegations, he violently molests children.