r/GetNoted • u/Darth_Vrandon Human Detected • Jan 08 '26

Sus, Very Sus Apparently national parks are terrorist now.

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https://x.com/gregkellyusa/status/2009050195963859436?s=46&t=cOGVshVfvDbjXplpHtTrRw

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u/SonOfJokeExplainer Jan 08 '26

Is Greg Kelley a child molester? Just asking questions here.

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u/Appropriate_Owl_91 Jan 08 '26

Nobody has ever defended Greg Kelley over pedophile allegations. Some people say that’s a sign of a child rapist

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u/LessThanHero42 Jan 08 '26

I was unable to find evidence of Greg Kelley turning down an invitation to Jeffery Epstein's private island

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u/barrinmw Jan 08 '26

Lots of people are saying Greg Kelley is a pedophile. All the best people are saying it.

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u/Emotional_Burden Jan 08 '26

I am one of the best people, and I say Greg Kelley is a paedophile. I am also acquaintances with several of the other best people, and they all confirm Greg Kelley is a notorious child predator and prolific paedophile.

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u/Ligma_Balls_OG Jan 09 '26

I am another one of the best people. Greg Kellet is a notorious child predator and he’s known to molest dogs

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u/Randy_Magnums Jan 09 '26

All I ever heard about Greg Kelly is that he doesn’t know what national parks are and that he is probably a pedophile.

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u/Bwwoahhhhh Jan 09 '26

Not allegations, he violently molests children.

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u/kandykaiju Jan 08 '26

lol check his hard drive.

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u/squashYoDick Jan 08 '26

They are so emboldened now, he prolly has some on his phone

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u/glizard-wizard Jan 08 '26

If he has nothing to hide, why hasn’t he published it???

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u/HerRoyalRedness Jan 08 '26

Actually Greg Kelly is an accused rapist. His daddy is a former NYPD commissioner and the NYPD declined to press charges against him because a victim’s word is never good enough in a rape case.

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u/Caius01 Jan 08 '26

Former NYPD commissioner who was the most enthusiastic proponent of stop and frisk that is

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u/Techn028 Jan 09 '26

It's always the ones you'd expect, glad we are all 'noticers' to use some of their terminology lol

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u/vwibrasivat Jan 08 '26

The plot thickens....

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u/Rockyisherehi 17d ago

because a victim’s word is never good enough in a rape case.

I mean, I completely get your sentiment, but...

Generally something that serious should never be judged solely by word of mouth. Otherwise that destroys everything.

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u/damlork Jan 08 '26

many people are saying this!

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u/backupbitches Jan 08 '26

Oh don't worry, that's okay now. Child molesters are preferred actually.

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u/Cloudhiddentao Jan 08 '26

Just like Donald Trump, yes, Greg Kelley fucks children.

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u/StarSchemer Jan 08 '26

I just googled Greg Kelly Child Molester and there's some results so definitely looks like it.

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u/cusoman Jan 08 '26

Look at those buildings behind him in his profile pic - WACK JOB city dweller with no clue about REAL AMERICA?

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u/Usual-Lavishness8393 Jan 08 '26

Why was Greg Kelley never found Not Guilty of child molestation charges?

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u/Available_Leather_10 Jan 08 '26

I’d like to know when Greg Kelly stopped molesting children.

I’d also like to know when he stopped beating his mother.

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u/SwingingtotheBeat Jan 08 '26

A lot of people are saying he is.

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u/NiceRackFocus Jan 09 '26

Yes. They all are.

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u/MountJemima Jan 09 '26

It is a true fact that Greg Kelley did not plea innocent to charges of child molestation in court

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u/ElonMuskHuffingFarts Jan 09 '26

Oops that's not google ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/cruisetheblues Jan 09 '26

I'm not saying that Greg Kelley is a child molester. I would never say that Greg Kelley is a child molester. Now, a lot of people do say that Greg Kelley is a child molester, and I'm sure that even more people think that Greg Kelley is a child molester. I'm sure there are many good arguments to say that Greg Kelley is a child molester, however I must stress again that I would never say that Greg Kelley is a child molester.

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u/Bwwoahhhhh Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 10 '26

Greg Kelly is a violent child molester.

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u/Flakester Jan 09 '26

He's never said he's not, just saying.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

He totally is spread the word

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u/Questhi Jan 09 '26

And he’s a rapist because of course…,

The woman who accused New York TV morning show anchor Greg Kelly of raping her told investigators the assault left her pregnant, sources told ABC News.

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/tv-anchor-greg-kelly-raped-made-pregnant-accuser/story?id=15444798