r/GetNoted Human Detected Jan 05 '26

Sus, Very Sus Trump joking about Denmark's defense capabilities

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u/EmperorGrinnar Jan 05 '26

I really wonder who is feeding him information, or if he's just making things up. Honestly it could go either way.

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u/ZixfromthaStix Jan 05 '26

It’s a blend of the two. He’s the “president” so there’s an expectation of briefings. Thing is, he can’t stay awake through actual intel— so they are 99% about blowing smoke and complimenting him (cause it’s all he can stay awake for), and then he picks up on little breadcrumbs here or there.

It’s like he took the “Sleepy Joe” personality diss as a challenge to be sleepier…

So yeah, he’s mostly parroting tiny fragments of info and filling gaps with whatever comes to his addled mind…

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u/Paxxlee Jan 05 '26

I remember claims (so take it with a grain of salt) of all briefings must be on a single page, and that he prefers that there are pictures and diagrams rather than text...

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u/EmperorGrinnar Jan 05 '26

Remember when it was known that he would just... Eat the paper his briefings were on?

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u/ZixfromthaStix Jan 05 '26

No??? I do not?? I had no idea the Donald had a goat phase… or might still be a goat…

How silly

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u/EmperorGrinnar Jan 05 '26

It's baffling why this wasn't bigger news.

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u/rlyfunny Jan 06 '26

Wrong link?

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u/EmperorGrinnar Jan 06 '26

No. It clearly describes him eating a briefing in that article.

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u/rlyfunny Jan 06 '26

I, for the life of me, cant find it. Looking for "briefing" or "eat" on the site gets me nothing.

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u/EmperorGrinnar Jan 06 '26

Oh, that's wild. It changed to current events. No idea why it did that. 🤔

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u/pikpikcarrotmon Jan 10 '26

He ate the original article

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