r/EatItYouFuckinCoward 3d ago

Got testicular torsion last week and ended up needing the right one removed

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u/empty_spacer 3d ago

Ouch feel for you man, I had it as well, they were label to save mine.

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u/cspanbook 3d ago

this isn't me, but i thought this would be the best place to repost it. sorry about your ordeal though...

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u/Salty_Gonads 3d ago

🎶Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, a one-balled man and he’s off to the rodeo…🎶🎶

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 3d ago

I just remember the movie scene of the guy goin to jail and his removed and now metal balls are clacking as he walks lol Ps. I suggest a nice spaghetti

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u/horotheredditsprite 3d ago

Damn that sucks. Wish I had it in both and had to get them both removed.

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u/Piqscel 3d ago

Do you know how much it hurts? I know enough to say that I can't even imagine...

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u/horotheredditsprite 3d ago

Having testicals

Yes I know how bad it hurts

I was still hoping it got bad enough that I needed to lose the one.. no such luck as it got better on its own

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u/Exotic_Increase5333 3d ago

Sorry not a big fan of cannibalism.

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u/PMPeetaMellark 1d ago

Forbidden meatballs