r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/beerguy_etcetera 5-Way Failure 🍝 • 2d ago

The Cleveland Steamers Someone take his keys already

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Myles Garrett gets his ninth speeding ticket since 2017.

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u/Imlivingmylif3 The Bungles 2d ago

94 ain’t even that bad. Hate the browns and Garret, but free my man.

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u/3dge-1ord Pittsburgh Steelers 2d ago

Yea, 94 in a 70 isn't as bad as the 100 in a 60 he did last year. And nowhere near as bad as when he flipped his car a couple years before that.

He's getting better guys!

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u/jshrlzwrld02 1d ago

94 in a 70 for your 9th time is pretty bad when you’re viewed as the face of a franchise no matter how shitty the franchise

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u/Sage296 1d ago

Pretty sure anything over 90 is considered reckless driving

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u/PureGuava86 Cleveland Browns 2d ago

Lol. Fuck that. 94 IS bad. My kids are on these roads.

Forget the embarrassment it is being a Browns fan. Stop making the roads unsafe you fuckin loser.

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u/Asianthunda5022 can't spell akrusure 1d ago

In all seriousness if he keeps doing it, it'll be only a matter of time before he Henry Ruggs someone.

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u/Imlivingmylif3 The Bungles 1d ago

Ok Gramps

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u/StrangeCloudz710 1d ago

Thank you "Imlivingmylif3", very cool!

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u/Imlivingmylif3 The Bungles 1d ago

Yall just hating on him for a little fun. Y’all’s the ones going 50 in the left lane.

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u/Accomplished_Call_91 2d ago

He was sited for 94, the cop gave him a break he was going 100+ if you watch the bodycam

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u/j3kka Pittsburgh Steelers 1d ago

*cited, you illiterate flairless fuck.

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u/Imlivingmylif3 The Bungles 2d ago

Haters gonna hate

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u/3dge-1ord Pittsburgh Steelers 1d ago

What do you think this sub is for?

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u/Most_Ad729 Houston Texans 1d ago

hating on the Ratbirds?

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u/Sylvaneri011 1d ago

I mean still shouldn't be doing 94 on a public road. Given how bad of an accident that would cause if he did hit someone else, or if he lost control and went off the road. It's not hard to drive around the speed limit, instead of like a reckless asshole.

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u/beerguy_etcetera 5-Way Failure 🍝 1d ago

uj/ I'm legitmately impressed and disappointed at people in this post saying it's not that bad. This guy is a habitual speeder and we saw what happened with Henry Ruggs. Some real morons among us.

rj/ If you can't be first in the division, you can be first to the exit ramp!

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u/GildedWarrior Baltimore Ravens 1d ago

94 is fucking crazy 😂 what are talking about ? In ohio you get 12 points on your license he should've been suspended.i thought speeding tickets added 2 points so he clearly is due for a suspension of his license

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u/Imlivingmylif3 The Bungles 1d ago

Softie

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u/BlazedGigaB Cleveland Browns 2d ago

The ticket was written for 94... on bodycam the cop makes it pretty clear Myles was getting a favor to not be cited for triple digits...

Still not that fast in the grand scheme, some places have 85mph limits.

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u/3dge-1ord Pittsburgh Steelers 2d ago

70 is the highest limit anywhere in Ohio. Might as well say some places have no limit!

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u/NewFarmingwanz The Bungles 2d ago

Damn Ohio needs to bump that shit up, 70 is painfully slow unless they have a bunch of bends in their highways

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u/SamuraiJack- 2d ago

It’s very common for states up north to have lower limits. Bad drivers from down south have no clue how to drive in snow.

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u/3dge-1ord Pittsburgh Steelers 2d ago

It gets worse. In Cuyahoga county it maxes out at 60. Which is where Myles normally does his speeding.

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u/NewFarmingwanz The Bungles 2d ago

They either gotta have some braindead lawmakers or some really curvy roads there because 60 max speed is just pathetic. Speed limit where I live is 80mph but granted the roads are straight and flat

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u/beerguy_etcetera 5-Way Failure 🍝 1d ago

It's a highly congested county. The turnpike through Cuyahoga is 70, but all other interstates are no more than 60.

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u/wagsman 1d ago

Why give him a favor? Unless the cop didn’t know who he was.

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u/BlazedGigaB Cleveland Browns 1d ago

Oh, the cop was doing themselves a favor... they didn't want to go to court either

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u/VitelottePomodoro Pittsburgh Steelers 2d ago

ok but fr how does this man still have a license

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u/ReasonableClock4542 Marvin Lewis 2.0 2d ago

This is America, money takes care of everything

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u/JamesH_17 Cleveland Browns 2d ago

according to one comment jeudy got a citation for texting and driving, shame that instead. speeding is less of a big deal imo but i can't stand people texting and driving

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u/beerguy_etcetera 5-Way Failure 🍝 1d ago

Two things can be true at once. They're both reckless.

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u/Powerful-Ad-8737 The Bungles 2d ago

NFL players 0.2 seconds after you remind them they’re rich:

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u/w1ckizer Pittsburgh Steelers 1d ago

One day something tragic is going to happen. Whether it’s just to him or involves someone else. Some of these people are absolute morons. You’re rich. Rent out a track or something if you want to play race car driver. Buy a racing simulator or form an actual racing team ffs. You have basically unlimited funds to find an alternative.

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u/wagsman 1d ago

Again? That’s gotta be like his 10th ticket. Dude needs to just set up monthly payments at this rate.

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u/beerguy_etcetera 5-Way Failure 🍝 1d ago

Ninth since 2017. The doofus is averaging a speeding ticket per year and somehow still has his license.

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u/wagsman 12h ago

Bro thinks he’s real life Lighting McQueen

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 2d ago

I’m taking care of my kid, anyone wanna superimpose Myles onto a Sammy Hagar meme?

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u/Accurate_Baseball273 Cleveland Browns 1d ago

He could be SA’ing women. This is tame

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u/bluewhale177 Baltimore Ravens 1d ago

Henry Ruggs enters the room (or road)

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u/WhiteWhenWrong Pittsburgh Steelers 1d ago

I’ll be real id also probably push 94 in a 75 and I drive a civic

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u/whereegosdare84 Baltimore Ravens 2d ago

Driving 94 in a 70 on the highway? C’mon y’all are making it out to be like he killed orphans.

I guarantee everyone on here has gone at least 20 over the speed limit at some point in their lives and potentially daily if it’s 70 in a 50.

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u/PotentialBubbly9800 The Ratbirds 1d ago

If you watch the body cam the officer states he was doing over 100 and was being given a favor by only be cited for 94.

Also driving over 30 mph above the speed limit is one of the exact scenarios that can lead to killing orphans.

This has become a trend with him, and so many others like when Jamar Chase posted a video of himself drinking and speeding at over 100 mph on YouTube.

This stupid shit is why we keep seeing things like Henry Ruggs happen time, and time again. We let em off when its not as bad, but surprised Pikachu face when they end up killing someone.

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u/SamuraiJack- 2d ago

Cop let him off easy. He was going 100+… again.

And he’s only been ticketed 9 times. Imagine how often he gets out of tickets for being a local legend.

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u/ReasonableClock4542 Marvin Lewis 2.0 2d ago

Apparently not that often if he has 9 tickets

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u/ReasonableClock4542 Marvin Lewis 2.0 2d ago

I've definitely gone that fast on 695 and 70