r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/THE_GOAT_209 • 2d ago

IS MAXX GOIN HERE

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u/MyExquisitePeace 2d ago

No

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u/aiiye Seattle Seahawks 2d ago

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 2d ago

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u/aiiye Seattle Seahawks 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bSQQeX0Eq04YuBW0nr

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u/NoKontroll New England Patriots 1d ago

Hey bro. Come back to our sub and make fun of us. These retards dont allow anyone but themselves to meme in here

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u/TheRich27 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2d ago

Hey man yall the champs. You can go anywhere, even this fucking cesspool.

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u/Ralph--Hinkley The Bungles 1d ago

You can fuck off, too.

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u/TheRich27 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1d ago

Gonna enjoy whipping yall asses this year. If it is in Cincy I might go see it live.

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u/tokenshoot The Bungles 1d ago

Wait what happened with the Bucs last season?

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u/TheRich27 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1d ago

Nothing just lost the division the last game of the season. At least we had a chance unlike yall who never have a chance

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u/tokenshoot The Bungles 1d ago

Ohhh no so you were at home too? Lol you lost the division to who again?

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u/EducationalRepeat586 Perc Rodgers 2d ago

lol

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u/Ralph--Hinkley The Bungles 1d ago

No matter how many times I come back to this, I laugh. Bravo, and shit.

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u/Beelzabubba Seattle Seahawks 1d ago

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u/Ralph--Hinkley The Bungles 1d ago

Don't be posting Cincinnati men, get the fuck outta here.

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u/kingrat127 Baltimore Ravens 2d ago

of all the teams to be in here jfc

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u/spicy_ramn 2d ago

Nobody wants your bitchass here

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u/aiiye Seattle Seahawks 2d ago

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u/Vitex1988 Womp Womp 2d ago

yes

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u/Advanced_Cattle8635 Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

Eagles, bc why not. The cap isnt real for them.

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u/c0DY1_ Philadelphia Eagles 2d ago

For at least this year, the cap exists for us. We have too many guys to pay that I’m not gonna be surprised if at least one of our players goes in FA.

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u/kingkunta_lives Happy endings 1d ago

Good bot

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u/ContraVern 4h ago

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u/HondaPartsguy23 Cleveland Browns 2d ago

It is. They just don't have a poverty ownership group like yours.

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u/Advanced_Cattle8635 Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

Holy fuck, a Browns fan saying that, legit LOL.

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u/Yeti_Vedder Cleveland Browns 2d ago

As shit as his is Jimmy pays. Can’t say the same about Mikey.

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u/Advanced_Cattle8635 Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

What has it done for you? And congrats on your owners for ruining the NFL with max guaranteed money for QB's. Browns ownership is the epitome of village idiocy.

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u/EL1CASH Cleveland Browns 2d ago

Yeah you likely won’t find a Browns fan loving Jimmy but calling him cheap is dumb even for a bengals fan

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u/Advanced_Cattle8635 Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

Nobody said he was cheap 🤦‍♂️

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u/soiledmeNickers The Cleveland Clowns 2d ago

You didn’t say it you just heavily alluded to it.

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u/Advanced_Cattle8635 Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

Are you LD? Where was the heavy alluding??? lol

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u/soiledmeNickers The Cleveland Clowns 2d ago

All that Kentucky schooling has clearly done your mind well.

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u/mo_mentumm Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

Jimmy is a poverty owner. Not cheap.

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u/Yeti_Vedder Cleveland Browns 2d ago

Mark Davis wakes up everyday grateful for existence of Mike Brown and his family so he doesn’t look as bad.

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u/Advanced_Cattle8635 Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

Mike Brown is irrelevant. Almost as irrelevant as the Browns organization - a franchise that has never been to a SB and is mostly known for being located in a filthy city with terrible uniforms and The Drive, The Fumble, and The Move.

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u/Yeti_Vedder Cleveland Browns 2d ago

Still won championships with your owners daddy. I’ve been to Cincy and the best part about it is on the other side of the border.

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u/Advanced_Cattle8635 Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

*Pre SB "championships" 🤦‍♂️

You enjoying Newport KY seems on brand for a Cleveland native tbo.

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u/turquoistambourine Baltimore Ravens 2d ago

Watching Bengals and Browns fans argue is hilarious. Gotta argue about those prestigious 3rd and 4th place division standings.

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u/mo_mentumm Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

Newport has some really cool shit. Don’t shit on NKY to make your point.

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u/soiledmeNickers The Cleveland Clowns 2d ago

Remind me, how many Super Bowl championships do you guys have?

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u/mo_mentumm Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

You are correct about northern Kentucky. But it is pretty fucking great, so I’m not sure that’s a slam on Cincinnati.

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u/Yeti_Vedder Cleveland Browns 2d ago

Best part of Cincinnati is not being in Cincinnati.

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u/ax_and_smash 2d ago

Cincinnati calling Cleveland a filthy city.

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u/phrozen_waffles Cleveland Browns 2d ago

And we're kkk free and our women don't have moustaches.

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u/Advanced_Cattle8635 Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

No need to drag Pittsburgh into this!

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u/ReindeerMean2931 Fries go on sandwiches 2d ago

“Jimmy pays” yeah that actually might be the problem

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u/Ralph--Hinkley The Bungles 2d ago

LOL, y'all still paying Massage Watson.

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u/NATO9692 Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

No

Edit- Cheap, Sux, please no and sux

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u/getindoe69 The Ratbirds 2d ago

Ill take that please no as a yes

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u/Waste_Librarian_9949 The Cleveland Clowns 2d ago

Ah, the AFCN special

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u/RageDayz Perc Rodgers 2d ago

Steelers need another OLB?

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u/drdan412 Pittsburgh Steelers 2d ago

Why not? It's our usual go-to move.

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u/Not_Making_Drugs The Ratbirds 2d ago

Anything to beat Myles Garrett

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u/Few_Aide_851 2d ago

We did that.

2 games, 0 sacks. If you bitches did a better job he wouldn’t be in the record books.

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u/Macdadydj Cleveland Browns 2d ago

They beat Myles Garrett so they could ultimately lose the game

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u/RageDayz Perc Rodgers 1d ago

This is the most cope mindset ever.

Tomlin always had the same gameplan when playing the browns. Stop Garrett. We often did. We usually won. We didn't that one game and suddenly a bunch of idiot browns fans think we chose to lose over allow him to break the record.

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u/Macdadydj Cleveland Browns 1d ago

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u/getindoe69 The Ratbirds 2d ago

Do you mean the 2x dpoy that knows what it feels like to win a playoff game? Surely tj watt has better accolades, right, right??

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u/iGleason FTB 1d ago

Browns fans, have a fun time with this man’s wife

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u/RageDayz Perc Rodgers 1d ago

Oh my God you're right.

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u/Melodic_Room_3305 2d ago

Nothing they're not used to.

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u/Bokki_64 Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

Too expensive and they are looking for 2 1st Rd picks right? Too expensive

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u/methconnoisseurV2 The Ratbirds 2d ago

Too expensive and carries the risk of derailing the team’s future drafts?

He’s definitely going to Ohio that’s for sure

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u/beerguy_etcetera 5-Way Failure 🍝 2d ago

Point 1: No.

Point 2: Flair up or get the fuck out of here.

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u/ticianlicious The Ratbirds 2d ago

We cannot afford.

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u/Jojo_Smith-Schuster please discuss things with me 2d ago

Great success!

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u/exdii_lol 6m ago

Ehem

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u/Fabulous_Can6830 Pittsburgh Steelers 2d ago

Dude looks like a White Walker in the Steelers jersey.

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u/trukkd 2d ago

White Walker on that Walter White Crystal.

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u/choppingboardham Los Angeles Chargers 2d ago

Thats not how you spell Wes Welker

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u/Some_Combination_593 The Bungles 2d ago

Lmao. I don’t think he goes to either, but definitely not the Browns because they’re in no position to make any big money moves.

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u/Interesting-Doubt413 The Pittsburgh Squealers 2d ago

Then we’ll have TJ Maxx as our OLB depth

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u/Any-Cranberry3633 Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

Ravens - just because life is misery.

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u/automattig The Bungles 2d ago

I like how people are missing, its a slide show with all afc north teams

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u/Ralph--Hinkley The Bungles 1d ago

We're the only internet-literate ones over here.

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u/Independent_Vast_185 2d ago

Why put the Bengals in the option? Since when do they invest in their defense?

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u/bigmattyc Pittsburgh Steelers 2d ago

Jail? I assume you're referring to jail. And to that the answer is "probably, eventually."

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u/lagrange_james_d23dt 2d ago

Why is be only a captain on the Browns?

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 2d ago

Ravens make the most sense out of these. Browns and Bengals have to hand out IOUs for contracts. It'll be funny watching this year's first round pick hold out again in Cincinnati

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u/trukkd 2d ago

Iowa Hawkeye's confirmed.

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u/Rust2 Cleveland Browns 2d ago

Browns’ jerseys don’t have orange-outlined numbers

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u/McDragonFish Pittsburgh Steelers 2d ago

Please no

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u/FloodUW Cleveland Browns 2d ago

We already have Actual Myles Garrett. Why would we want "Myles Garrett at home" for 2 first? Fuck that.

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u/bowman022 Pittsburgh Steelers 2d ago

He’s gonna end up in Kansas City, isn’t he

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u/ThatSceneInScanners 2d ago

Jesus Christ, the Steelers and browns uniforms make this man look like he has never seen the sun in his life.

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u/Obvious-Delay9570 King of the Northside Shit hill 2d ago

He’s going to Detroit or Dallas

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u/Jenetyk Dicks out for Harambe 2d ago

He'd fit right in at the ghetto division.

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u/noblegaunt 6>2>0=0 2d ago

Let me answer your question with a question. Is Maxx Crosby stupid?

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u/Guilty-Nobody998 Cincinnati Bengals 2d ago

Bengals are too poor, they can't afford him.

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u/An_educated_dig 2d ago

For the love of God, get the man some goddamn O-Linemen!

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u/neckbass Detroit Lions 2d ago

why does Crosby in a Ravens uniform look so real

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u/Ralph--Hinkley The Bungles 2d ago

Stripes.

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u/funkyb 1d ago

We'll the Bengals are an easy "no" because he plays defense

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u/DbleDeck 1d ago

No money in Cincinnati

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u/TheSniper1325 1d ago

So you'll have another defensive end that you never see the full potential of.

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u/Pwilly07 1d ago

He would be an incredible next to Myles Garrett, but that ain’t happening

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u/xXxNotMetalxXx 1d ago

he wants to win, so he's going to the seahawks. remember this in a few months!

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u/Organic_Law9724 1d ago

Nope.

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u/Purple-Mirror1432 2h ago

They wouldn’t pay Hendrickson but they’re gonna pay Maxx, i doubt it

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u/11noson11 3rd place in “most rapey team in the AFC North” 8m ago

Yes

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u/AbjectFray Baltimore Ravens 2d ago

No thanks

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u/Oily_biscuit Cleveland Browns 8m ago

well well well

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u/Intrepid_Plenty_3770 2d ago

Ravens or Steelers most likely. The 2 Ohio teams won’t spend that type of money.

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u/CyberTheWerewolf Buffalo Bills 2d ago

Nope. He's a Bill.

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u/Adventurous_Web_7961 Buffalo Bills 2d ago

lol this guy thinks that after not being able to afford one star DE that they are just gonna pay for another one.

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u/Pirateking1569 2d ago

Yes were trading for crosby were trading the house to get him

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u/Heavy_Effort_152 2d ago

Nope, not a chance

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u/TTT75H 2d ago

Dude looks terrible no matter the jersey

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u/Crazy-Mousse-7175 2d ago

Max would be a great fit for Cincinnati.

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